Are you Special Needs, Retard?

Yes, which is why I can call you a retard. I do not do it as an insult to Special Needs, I do it as an insult to you. Your special.

Even sent my son to a Special Needs pre-K program, although he doesn't have special needs. They often have seats open for other kids.

While you're competing to be special and pay as much as you can to create a piece of shit like you, I paid nothing to create another genius.

Congrats, team. You're winning!

UPDATE - 6:18PM PT

You may be thinking, "He meant you're special, not your special." You'd be wrong, dummy.