How to Beat the Clock
So sleepy. My head won't stop. It's literally throbbing. Migraine. Perfect.
Sorry, I do that, ramble on about me & how I'm feeling a lot. I'm working on it, give me time. Anyway, you ready? Drum roll please...
Work both East coast & West coast hours, you silly goose. Bam! More hours in a day.
See, I am a mathematical genius, I think, based on some past experiences. Or maybe it's just my OCD. I can't say for sure, because nobody every told me why they came to me. Nobody explained any of the crazy sh** going on, and why me?
To this day, I have no answers. I know I'm good at math. I know I'm good at problem solving. I know technology things.
I also know I'm a much better team player these days, after 35 years of being a self-centered prick.