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BTW, meant to tell you I was going to put posts about my podcast in this category about Cher. Never forget: 1, 2, 3. A 3. I digress, as usual, sorry.

Senior Administrative Assistant (Part-time, ~20hrs/wk.)

Location: Residence located in Spokane, WA

AGE REQUIREMENT: Although discriminatory, you must be over 50 years old.

Hours: Up-to twenty (20) hours per week. Random times.

JOB DUTIES:

• Make great coffee...and coffee related drinks.
• Love yoga.
• You may NOT physically contact any humans in our residence.
• Essentially, I get tired of getting up to get another cup of coffee. Nobody in my house really drinks much of it, so they're not much help...even if they want to be. Sorry, fam. Love 'ya, but I need a professional Barista. When not making coffee you will be REQUIRED TO:
  • Clean up after yourself.
  • Maybe relax and read a book or something.

PAY: None, yet, but I plan to pay up-to $30/hour starting sometime in the first quarter of next year. If you don't want to start until then, I get it. No worries. I'll friggin' get my own coffee. As usual. 😘

Beginning in January 2026, I will begin offering Q & A DISCUSSION Sessions to middle school students around the world. FREE, but only done through official channels during school or as an extra credit.

I have references from around the world. Some pretty important ones. Look into it a bit.

Except when assessing people. Assumptions are like bias. Everyone has it and blames everyone else by projecting their own hate & stupid outward.

Always assume the following when judging a new-to-you human:

• They're human.
• Their bodies function very similar to yours.
• Their brains function very similar to yours.
• Their hearts function very similar to yours.
• They've been through some sthi.
• They're you.

They. Are. You. Treat yourself however the hell you want, dumbass. Good luck! 👌🖕

FINAL NOTICE: Stay. The. Fkcu. Away. From. Me.

I'm a cheap date. Ask around. In fact, I usually try to pay before you notice. I also tend to leave a fat tip and be gone before the waiter/waitress gets back to the table. Ask around, I've been caught before...right here in Spokane, WA a time or two as well.

THE POWER OF TIPS (Not just a tax haven)